Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.

Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".

by Charlie and Bobbie January 12, 2012

fast leaver

A person who exits quickly, without fanfair.

Man he's a fast leaver. One minute he's there, the next he's gone.

by David Moskow January 10, 2008

Jordan Leaver

Jordan Leaver is a kind, caring and loving friend who although is going through a lot, pushes his issues aside to help the people around him. He is a giant, harmless teddy bear who gives the best hugs and cuddles. He isn't afraid to be himself and is extremely down to earth. Although he has many insecurities that he believes drags him down, the people around him love him for who he is and see past the flaws he believes he has.. This BFG is as good as any human being gets and this kid deserves to be treated nothing but the best.
I love you big bro. Chin up (:

Julie: That hug was amazing!
Mark: He pulled a Jordan Leaver

by LeGlasses October 1, 2012

beaver leaver

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a beaver leaver ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by the pooter tooter November 13, 2011

flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017

cart leaver

A person who 'ain't nobody got time for dat' to put their cart in the cart parking lot; therefore give someone the headache to crash into the cart and scrape Justin Bieber's Ferrari. More simply, a dumb ass who just puts their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot thinking the cart has a brain.

Joe: Why are you late John?
John: Some dumb ass cart leaver left their cart in the middle of the parking spot at Walmart and I scraped Obama's Ford Escape.

by ChefCake May 24, 2017