by J.c.p March 12, 2017
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
by Fuck n' Suck March 23, 2018
by vadoubled's March 17, 2010
While your girlfriend is sleeping you shoot a rope on her cheek. When she wakes up and says "what the fuck?" you point up to the air conditioner and say "I think we have a leaky aircon".
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me earlier so I waited till she was sleeping and gave her the leaky aircon.
by leakyaircon August 10, 2010
Susan just gave birth a few weeks ago, and when I motorboated her newly massive jugs I got a face full of Boobie Juice; I didn't realize I would be getting a Leaky Motorboat.
by TheCW May 17, 2011
A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.
by carjame April 20, 2022
Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes
by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018