levithan

Something that was never Squidward, is not Squidward, and will never be Squidward no matter how hard you try.

Foolish man: Levithan? You mean... Squidward?
Wise man: Shut the fuck up, motherfucker. Shut the fuck up right now. I will squeeze your fucking teeth if you try to claim that Levithan is a synonym for Squidward.

by Edgy Queen December 15, 2020

lavitate

To use the toilet.

I've got to go to the bathroom to lavitate.

by chikinymer March 7, 2004

lavish

Profuse, overabundance, much.

The lavish bloodspray painted the canvas of the bathroom floor.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Sri Lalitha

LITERALLY THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON ON THE EARTH RN
she dumb tho :p
LOVES TVD AND DAMON (idk why)
and yes IS ALSO FREAKING PRETTY.
says lammeeee jokees tooo
but we all love a dumbass like her, don't we?

Person1:Hey!Did you see Sri Lalitha today?
Person 2:Yes! I did see an ANGEL today.
hehe

by POTATEHH February 1, 2021

lalitha

a type of currency, usually 5 nights

You owe me 10 lalithas.

by BajitaFajita October 28, 2010

Lasith Malinga

Lasith Malinga is Copnall rhyming slang for finger blasting.

as we were necking on I slipped her the Lasith Malinga

by BigJDC April 21, 2017

Lavitate

Hovering over a lavatory seat, rather than sitting.

The public toilets in the bar were filthy but I was desperate so I had to lavitate.

by dav1dp May 30, 2018