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Laurette

An exceedingly cute girl who is smart, funny, kind and can talk to animals.
"Why is that stupid dog barking nonstop?"
"You need to find a Laurette to help you with your pets."
by sclatbomb February 4, 2010
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Laurent

Laurent is a Guy who's very energetic , generous talented and sensual.

He's also a fuckboy and he will steal all your girfriends or ur wifey he don't care about what people think about him . He love to make people around him happy. He inspire people so much because ohh he so brave ! If you got a laurent in your life Keep it he very cool even if he's a bad ass
-Heyy I see a man today he was so arrogant but got an beautiful smile tho !
- It must be a Laurent
- loll I think you'te right !
by Dayensha January 7, 2018
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Laurent Koscielny

the second most useless soccer player in the world. In one word, Shit.
You're such an awful player dude, Laurent Koscielny could kick your butt.
by crapmachine5000 August 26, 2011
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Lauretta

A beautiful girl with a great taste in style. She loves crop tops and watching Netflix. She wants to be everyone’s best friend and will love you forever if you give her candy. Guys love her cause she quirky and funny and very attractive.
She looks like a Lauretta.
by laura55 September 15, 2018
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laurent

verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)

1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends

2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones

3. to scrounge

4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him

5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend

Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant

Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
by BusyBoy11 March 2, 2011
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laurent

A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
by Megan Rae April 14, 2008
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Lavrentii

LOVES GAY SEX AND HAS A SMALL DICK WITH BIG BALLS.
LAVRENTII IS ALSO JEWISH
by Mamed November 7, 2022
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