Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009

Laudori

Laudori is an amazing listener and friend. She radiates happiness with a smile from ear to ear. She is book smart but lacks street smarts and can be a little ditzy at times. She tents to talk too much and sometimes smells like bologna.

Oh that clumsy girl over there? That’s Laudori. Don’t get too close.

*Gets too close*

Oh she’s actually not that bad.

by La Wave April 29, 2019

landog09

The most beautiful being in the planet, he could destroy the world with a breath if he wanted. The one above all; powerful and merciful. blessed with infinite power and still kind. chose us mortals above many other options.

egyptian for: the one

chinese for: the savior
english for: god
german: most powerful
spanish: the exquisite
hindu: the unforgiving
persian: the controller

he has a strong cult of 15 million members

im off to attend to my landog09 annual worshipping session

by azzur November 19, 2020

LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.

Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021

laudomia

Bing bong keeps screaming

Aaaaaaah my name is Laudomia hahaha fausse chose

by neckbrace March 1, 2022

landog1431

A mf who can’t miss and is currently reading peak(Rezero) and had one of the best takes being “Subaru>Eren and ichigo”

Landog1431-vengeance

by Brocharlie1 April 30, 2022

Lardoggery

Committing the act a Lardog would commit. Over working self, Committing mindless acts for hours on end, Slamming a trunk on a head, etc.

"That guy has been studying 8 hours straight for a spanish test!" "Wow what lardoggery"

by guysensei_is_mydad May 17, 2022