Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"

by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012

Nuevo Laredo

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

LARTED

when someone laughs so hard that they fart .

i made my sister laugh so hard she larted

by adamo s May 26, 2010

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

learned the clarinet at school

V. Euphemistic, means "giving a fantastic blowjob" among the more subtle circles of sex-driven musicality. Frequently whispered by lusty musicians both in and out of educational environments.

"Man that was some fine clarinet lernin' going on at school today," said J.W. as he wiped the cum from his lips.

"I certainly learned the clarinet at school well today."

by Mycroft H. November 4, 2012

Lawned

Lawned- The act of getting shit on or just demolished in something you are trying to achieve of accomplish. Also to go along with it you can be what we like to call Front Lawned, which is the ultimate act of being lawned.

Today I was playing call of duty and I got Lawned with a knife to the back.

by Front Lawned Mark January 20, 2010

Learned Helplessness

When a child/student gives you a perpetual "idk" face when you ask/they are asked, to do some menial task that is well within their ability to do so, but they want you to either do it for them, or just give them the answer.

Susie should stop displaying such obvious learned helplessness and tie her own damn shoelaces, the idiot is thirteen!

The students suffer from a ridiculous amount of learned helplessness whenever they are asked to go over something their science teacher *just*freaking*disscused*.

by The.strangler. June 2, 2016