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ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea
An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.
by txba397 December 20, 2008
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laser blaze

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show
Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze
by Mirujuana January 13, 2013
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shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
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V lapse

Random reoccurrence of testicular pain well after initial vasectomy aching. Can occur years after frozen peas period has passed.
Sorry guys, can't shoot hoops today, I think I'm having a V lapse.
by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015
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lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.
"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."
by Peaches86 October 4, 2018
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