To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.
i.e. diarrhea
i.e. diarrhea
by txba397 December 20, 2008
Get the brown laser mug.The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show
Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze
by Mirujuana January 13, 2013
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by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
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by FriendlyDan February 4, 2015
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