Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

by Ziper December 9, 2007

Lansing

The capital of Michigan.

Is Mike Lansing (former Rockies 2B) from Lansing, Michigan?

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

laisun

To take it up the Council like a right faggot, derived from the phrase (as seen in a recent gay cowboy film) "lets 'lie in the sun' my cowboy buddie, and I'll see that your Hershey is filled with my man-juice".

"I'm really horny, lets go for a laisun and I'll let you play with my one-eyed monster" said Clint the bent cowboy to his naked chinese cowboy friend.

by Clint the Cowboy April 8, 2006

Lanson

A sexy man with long male genitalia he is very sexy and compassionate and has probably saved a baby before

everyone loves Lanson every girl loves him so much and wants to twerk everywhere in front of him because of his sexiness most Lansons are very strong lacrosse players .

That guy over there is such a Lanson.

by Long woodie February 10, 2018

Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

by Jag140 September 5, 2011

lansu

used to describe a person that is way beyond lansi.

He is so lansu that he ignored everyone in class.

by lansuzai July 1, 2011

Lansana

Lansana means handsome, good fortunes, and is of African origin. People named Lansana, are charismatic, cheeky and sociable fun-lovers, adaptable to change and adore colorful bright surroundings. With a gift of communication skills they are inspiration, cheerful optimism and joy. They love life, and want/needs to share their enthusiasm with those around them. They tend to be the 'joker' and have a wonderful sense of humor. A Lansana loves freedom. They are intellectuals & may be creative but can’t manage money well.

I can’t put a finger on it, there’s something special about Lansana.

by anonymous November 22, 2021