langhammer

An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.

Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.

by handfootandbun September 24, 2022

Latham

The act of having anal sex with the receptive partner having an unwashed anus. Named in honour of NSW One Nation Leader Mark Latham's homophobic reference to getting a dirty penis during anal sex.

I finally encouraged my wife to try anal sex, I was not expecting to get Lathamed

by mh75 April 3, 2023

Alex Latham

Alex Latham is a disorder that causes you to be a massive prick both mentally and physically. Usually found in schools noncing on children or in the online community trying to groom them. Usually a little bitch whose voice hasn't dropped and usually smells like shit. One of those people who put deodorant on instead of a shower

Fucking hell you smell like an Alex Latham, i dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Penis face hunter December 30, 2019

lapham

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

by Nicky J. October 9, 2007

Lapham

A forceful lap dance that pushes out the most stubborn of turtle-head.

"This celery tastes good now, but I know I'll be looking for a lapham later."

by Crapatoa November 7, 2011

Laphamization

Giving a dramatic eyewitness report of an event that hasn't happened yet. Laphamizers get busted either when the event goes down differently than reported or the article goes to print before the event happens.
Named after notorious journalistic fabulist -- or talented psychic -- Louis Lapham.

Barbara Stewart's description of that seal hunt was graphic and bloody. Too bad the seal hunt was cancelled. That Laphamization ended her career.

by Shattered Glass May 16, 2009

mr. lapham

the act of inserting one's penis between another's double chins

he gave the fat chick a Mr. Lapham

by ashlie_way February 10, 2008