Wellington Landings Middle School

The oldest middle school in West Palm Beach, Florida. The school is a grade A, and get's some of the highest FCAT scores in the state, yet still can't seem to manage to get the bathrooms clean. The students are all "multicultriual" which is a fancy way of saying there are plenty of different ethnicities and whatnot. Most of the students of the female variety think Abercrombie & Fitch equals high fashion, and they also enjoy having competitions to see who can get away with the most revealing clothing without getting a detention. The boys like to think they are all "gangstas" even though most of them live in suburban areas that most definitely don't resemble "the hood". The school likes to see how many students it can cram into the cafeteria at one time, on account of the schools is far past overpopulated. The class sizes range from 23-33 students, and the teachers ages range from 27-78.

Wellington Landings Middle School Student: Hey, man, there was a fight in the cafe today. It was pimpin, dude.

Non-Wellington Landings Student: That wasn't a fight, man. That was just two girls arguing about which one of them had more scarves from Abercrombie.

by higher-standards April 19, 2009

Eagles Landing Middle School

A middle school in Boca with a bunch of japs who think the world revolves around them. Can’t forget about all the Brazilian fuckboys who wear skinny jeans that make their legs look like sticks and wear chains from dollar tree.

Oh my god Jorge is such an a fuckboy. He must be from Eagles Landing Middle School

by Ineedcoochie September 10, 2021

Patriot's Landing

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

langwing

Langwing is a mis-spelled version of the word language.

It was a running gag in episode 108 of the youtuber Jacksfilms series Your Grammar Sucks

It is used much in the same way as the "Watch your profanity" meme as in it can be used in a serious way and joking

Comment 1: You are is motherfucker

Comment 2: Yo watch your langwing

Jack: What the fudge

Bob: Yo watch your langwing

by Agathor747 June 23, 2017

Longdicking

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.

I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"

by flop dobbins May 18, 2014

Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011