Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Landshark

A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.

" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."

by babyloveU2 July 3, 2009

Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.

Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"

by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014

Landsdownesyndrome

Someone who suffers from being from Landsdowne Ontario

You’ll have to forgive my friend...he has landsdownesyndrome

by Gymnasttights May 23, 2018

landship

A person who is over 6'/182cm and is also fat.

Hey, look at that landship going around looking down at everyone.

by JLKJ-140502 October 29, 2018