London Tipton 

Drinking a shot that's been poured into a man's foreskin.

A very common occurrence in the UK among friends that play rugby.

William: Bruh he just done a London Tipton
George: He took a shot out of his cock? No way

London Tipton by scotstee September 20, 2021

The London Times 

What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?

The London Times by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005

London Teabag 

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.

The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory

London Teabag by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011

London The Country 

Our very own Jack Avery of Why Don’t We’s accidental spoken word...in the “5 Second Challenge” interview, Jack was asked to name 3 countries in 5 seconds...under pressure he named London as a country.

“U-uh...Finland! Uh...LONDON!”

And London The Country was born!

London The Country by DeltaHerron September 14, 2020

London Tran 

blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....

omg have you seen that short chink London Tran?!
"which one the blond one?"

London Tran by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021

London Tea Party 

When you and your bro are fucking a girl from behind and the front and you play chess and drink tea and eat biscuits on her back.

Bro last night's London Tea Party was epic.

London Tea Party by 13inchessoft February 3, 2022

London Tool 

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

London Tool by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023