When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!
by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011
Get the lava-lamping mug.A lamptee is a street lamp the shape of a T,, chavs like to dangle off these things,, as do crazy dare-doers and moshers.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
Mothers secretly sneak out at night times and join the lamptee cleaners social crue.. This crue cleans the lamptees and makes sure they all work.
The "lamptee" crew.. This crew orignates in the WestMidlands area,, where chavs and rockers mix in harmony and dangle each other of the lamptees.
YahMom: Lets go hang on thee lamptee bled! come be mah lamptee crew well be shizzling our nizzle bredrin.
Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!
UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!
unnat: ok =
Unnat: YOOO! BRRRRRRAAAAAAP!! SHIZZLING MAH NIZZLE TILL IT JIZZLE BRO!! ON DAH LAMPTEE LETS GO SHITE SUM LAMPTEE ARSE!!
UnnatsMom: I do not want that bad language being repeated on my lamptee YahMom && Unnat please!
unnat: ok =
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by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013
Get the Tyler Lapierre mug.The lamper is a delicate process in which you remove the lampshade from a lamp, turn it on, and shove it up your partners ass. You then proceed to electrify your dick or pussy and make your lover perform oral on you as you watch them writhe with the electricity pulsing through them
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Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick
by Johnny Mexico July 31, 2006
Get the Straight Lampin' mug.Tapping into the electrical wires of a street light to power DJ and MC equipment, and sound system, for the use of underground hip-hop performances and battles.
This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.
This term was popularized by the Flavor Flav / Public Enemy song of the same name, but since the term is not defined in the song, many assume the phrase to have other meanings.
"Aiyyo, power from the street light made the place dark!
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')
I know a few understand what I’m talkin’ about"
- Mos Def (refering to the practice of cold lampin')
by HoWheels February 19, 2007
Get the cold lampin' mug.Eddie can't hold his alcohol. Give him three drinks and he'll be in the bathroom chucking lampreys all night!
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