Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.

Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.

by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022

Lakewood Police

The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.

Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."

by UnfortunatleyALakewoodCitizen July 6, 2012

Lakewood Wigger

A stupid white boy from Lakewood California who thinks he is hood/black/or mexican because he smokes stress and listens to rap.They generally belong to cute little party crews and spend a majority of there time at the lakewood mall.

A Lakewood Gangster can als be former bro or bro reject that dates a black girl that shops at hollister.They spend a majority of their time in the backseat of his GM Ford truck in the Parking Lot of The Pike.

Hey man wanna go hit a joint in the lakewood mall parking lot?
No man I'm heading to the back seat with my girl.

what' up with lakewood wiggers and parking lots.

by douche slayr February 23, 2011

lakewood boys

No attractive guys. Maybe a few. Most are immature,and douche bags. To cocky. Think they're the best at everything. Nerds. Mainly smartasses and douche bags. Can get annoying very easily. Also doesn't know how to treat a girl.

Those Lakewood boys aren't attractive.

by Volleyball08 November 22, 2013

Lakewood Ranch High School

A high school in Bradenton Florida known for it's award winning TV and Film Production program. As of the 2005 school year Lakewood Ranch High School has won 2 awards at the Sarasota Film Festival, 1 award at the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival, and 2 first place finishes in the TSA short film competition.

"Didn't Lakewood Ranch High School produce such great films as Eleven:Eleven, Repentance, and Run Away With Your Shadow?"

"They sure did and they won awards for them too!"

by Robb Vance July 24, 2008

Lakewood, Ohio

Lakewood, about seven miles west of Cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as fuck in summer), is a rather large, and very shitty, city. It is located on Lake Erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. There is nothing to do, and there are many areas in Lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. Perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. The schools are very overrated. It may be the worst place in America to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).

Person 1: Wow, Lakewood, Ohio is really shitty!

Person 2: HAHA IKR

by ilovemyself May 9, 2012

Lakewood Level Wasted

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014