A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.
Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"
Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?
Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.
Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.
Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!
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Get the Laid out mug.1. a drug that is laced into another is snuck in without the consumers knowledge. ("man, that weed i smoked last night was laced with cocaine")
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by lauren August 30, 2003
Get the laced mug.Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
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Get the will never get laid mug.Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.
Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.
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