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Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010
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Keebler

Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.
Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"

Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."

Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."

Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."

Julie: "Gross."
by Jucily June 20, 2011
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Keebler Milf

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf
by TLAW July 9, 2010
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Keeblered

The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.
Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!
by The voice of Alhambra November 16, 2013
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gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.
"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"
by jj August 12, 2003
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Keebler Elf Trick

When a man shits on another man's penis. Then the man jerks off the penis he shit on. After that, the shitty penis is then inserted in the other man's ass.
"Wow, I met this guy last night and he showed me the Keebler Elf Trick."
by wilson555dealer December 7, 2009
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1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.
What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.
by Bill gronos October 26, 2006
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