trumpette

Any girl who gets drunk and sends pictures of her (big) boobs to random guys on the internets.

Omg, did you see the pics that trumpette sent that guy?

by roy o February 16, 2009

Krumpets

The torn edges left over from when you rip a peice of paper out of a spiral notebook.

"what the fuck, who put all their krumpets on the floor under my desk?"

by Miguel November 21, 2004

salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.

Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone

by JewManChu June 22, 2016

The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!

The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007

trumpette

A woman who will be submissive in exchange for money; a gold digger.

The President expects every woman to behave like a trumpette; he hates it when they stand up to him.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Krumpet

A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.

“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret

by Jirana October 14, 2018