Kristjan

A sexy beast and a savage. Will knock you out on sight if you mess with him.

Dang look at that kid im not finna mess with him. He look like a Kristjan.

by KJNNHS October 31, 2017

Kristya

(pronounced: Kris-tea-ya )

1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.

2. Red head.

Lucky prick: Kristya just made a joke. I love her and my stomach hurts...

by Author Canyon February 2, 2010

Kristna

A beautiful girl with a great body and warm heart but when pushed to the limit won't care and will cause pain. She can either make your life a beautiful sunshine or hell. She will brighten up the room with her laugh and her bold sense of humor. Boys go crazy for her

Jessica: omg it's the new girl, she's beautiful

girl: Kristna? she's so pretty, we should befriend her

by Holbein May 18, 2014

Kristian Dallapalma

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis

Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"

by What the Rat June 4, 2020

Kristianna

A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor

I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?

by Thebestdefitionmakerever May 3, 2019

Kristia

I girl that is unique in every way. You'll nvr meet anyone else like her. A total bitch & yet, your attracted to her in ways that are totally unexplainable. She runs wild & no body will ever be able to tame her. Yet you wish you could. She'll love you like no other but if u cross her, your in for hell. She doesnt trust easily so once you gain that trust, dont be a dick & fuck it up. You'll regret getting on her bad side. Has a very naughty side. She'll leave you begging for more & she's so damn sexy. She has a nice thick toned ass too. Very intelligent so dont try her. Although at first impression she doesnt seem to be, so take this as your warning, if not you'll regret it in the end. Although she's a bitch, shes super chill at the same time & you always wanna be around her. Great friend, honest, trustworthy, & goal oriented. Dont let her slip by. She is also very stubborn, but never give up on her. Love her with all you have if she lets you. If not your a complete fucktard that doesnt deserve a woman as wonderful as her.

You said bye to Kristia?! Damn bro! you fucked up big time. I would do anything if she gave me a chance!

also see.. Rock of love Kristia.

by Sweet&Salty(; October 31, 2010

Kristaps Porzingis

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.

Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.

by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017