(pronounced: Kris-tea-ya )
1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.
2. Red head.
1. An uncommonly sarcastic witty girl with absolutely no idea how fucking gorgeous she is. Her presence can cause light-headedness, quickness of breath and unspeakable elation. Dry mouth, shakes, and stomach flips are common. You will stammer and feel like the world's biggest fucktard. Heaven help you if she takes a shine to you, you lucky prick. See also, krissinitis.
2. Red head.
by Author Canyon February 2, 2010
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Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!
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by Run_CMC June 12, 2020
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by anonymous February 12, 2021
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But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.
She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
But she needs someone to help her too. So if you ever have the luck of having her don't let go cause you'll never find someone like her. Love her with all that you have. And be grateful for what luck you have.
She's the most beautiful person in this world and everything about her is perfect. Kristyna gives the warmest of hugs and the loveliest of the kisses. Her smile is comforting and makes you think nothing can go wrong. Her eyes are light brown and you get lost in them when she looks at you. Her voice is so soothing and calming. And her hair is beautiful regardless of it's stile.
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