Kris Kringle

A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle

Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus

by BigWang117 December 21, 2008

kush kringle

A clever name used to describe someone who is like Santa Claus in nature dealing with marijuana instead. Anyone could be Kush Kringle, your mom, dad, your fourth grade math teacher Mr. Johnston, even your weed man, as long as they are generous with the Mary Jane.

Matt: "Dude, Snoop Dogg was at the mall today, handing out 100 free grams of the finest Platinum Girl Scout Cookies for a meet and greet."

Jerry: "Damn he's a real Kush Kringle."

by C'AraCHAOS! December 20, 2016

Crisp Kringle

A man of indefinite swag. Chocolate Santa Clause with a crunch.

God damn I want to be like Crisp Kringle, he's my inspiration.

by bigballer123456789 January 16, 2011

Wisconsin Kringle

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people

Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty

by Asset team May 1, 2015

Chris Kringle

When a man cums\explodes on a woman's chin and it looks like Santa's beard.

"You just got Chris Kringled sweetie, Merry Christmas!"

by dunger October 11, 2008

Dirty Kringle

That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.

It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.

by DoreenForever July 3, 2016

Kris Kringle

The act of farting on your own ball sack.

Yukon Cornelius was the first man to ever successfully give himself a kris kringle.

by Beck C Men December 1, 2010