KAMPOT

A Russian drink made by boiling different berries/fruits and adding sugar, honey, mint for flavour. must be served chilled

Yo bro your mom made some KAMPOT today?

by Ruskiiii March 7, 2013

Krampi

Krampi: plural form of Krampus

For fat kids one Krampus isn't enough, that is why the Krampi brothers kidnap fat children.

by Yung' Dickky June 28, 2017

KrampusInADressism

A religion that is worshipping Krampus in a dress.

"Hey Todd, have you worshipped our lord and savior KrampusInADressism?" Jenny asked

"Yes Jenny, I think Krampus should have a neko outfit this week." KrampusInADressism is a great religion to practice often.

by IOutLawsI June 17, 2021

Krampus Nights

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.

I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Krampe

A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.

I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!

by jkuss80 May 29, 2009

Krampled

sister of junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “brother”) of Old J

by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022

Krumpos

The act of choosing hoes before bros. When a bro chooses to get after some skank instead of hanging with some bros.

Pete totally pulled a krumpos last night to chase that fratrat

by gungfugrizzly June 5, 2010