knot job

A sexual act where a female ties knots in one of her thigh high stockings about an inch and a half apart and pushes them into a man's rectum while having sex. Just at the moment of orgasm, she pulls the knotted stocking out causing the man to have an intense orgasm.

Dude 1: What did you like most about your trip?
Dude 2: I liked getting a knot job from the hot local hookers.

by gr8-fun April 28, 2016

Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

knot head

(A) A person who has trouble thinking in a logical progression. this is usually caused by a profound amount of circular reasoning tying their brain into a knot.
(B) A dumb ass

That Knot Head Smerman is trying to figure out how to use the urinal again. last time he pissed his pants before he figured it out.

by Bo Snagley November 10, 2008

knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.

Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.

by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013

Knot Head

1 - Any person that is unwilling to listen to, learn from and heed the counsel and the wisdom of someone who has gone before them, and foresees the pain, consequences and heartache that lie ahead in the path the person has chosen.

2 - Someone who only learns by suffering and/or sad experience.

3 - A student of the School Of Hard Knocks.

Example #1 - A small child who has recently learned how to walk starts walking towards a table. The child can see under the table just fine because their line of sight is under the table, but their forehead isn't. The parent across the room starts waving their arms and yelling, "Look out!", "Stop!", "Watch your head!", "Wait!" Unfortunately, the child either doesn't listen, doesn't understand, or flat out ignores the parents warning, and walks right in the table. The child is knocked on their but, starts rapidly taking in air, let's out a shattering scream, and out of their forehead pops a knot (Also known as a goose egg). Thus the term knot head.

Example #2 - The young teenager, enamored and infatuated with another, that decides against the counsels of their parents, to engage in sexual activity, which eventually ends up in an STD, pregnancy, abortion or shotgun wedding and subsequent divorce.

Example #3 - The guy who buys a bullet bike and decides, against the counsel of his friends and family, to drive it fast and recklessly on the freeway, without a helmet or proper protective body gear, which ends up getting in a high speed accident and receiving serious disabling injuries.

by OneWhosGoneBefore June 14, 2010

knot knocker

a person or persons that have sex with trees. thy either drill hole or find a natural hole in the tree and fuck it.
though they are rare you can usually find at least one in every town.

what is that guy doin? wait.......no way he's a knot knocker, no, not kiddin he's fuckin that tree

by chunkography February 2, 2009

Knot Gunning

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Fart Knocking", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.

Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Knot Gunning off me all night.

by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011