knobert

If your name is Robert and you are a knob, then you are a KNOBERT.

Robert Fryar is a Knobert and he sucks knobs.

by Simon Cheng (cock-lover) June 19, 2004

knobbler

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers

"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem

by coyneezy July 26, 2009

knoblett

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"

by saintty June 9, 2009

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Mollie Knowler

Only just learnt how to ride a bike and can’t swim. However when she does try to swim she just looks like a ginger sea otter. And if all of that doesn’t scream set 8 then I don’t know what does:)

Person 1:Is that a beached whale?
Emma: no it’s just mollie Knowler

by raypiste June 3, 2020

Gobble on my knoble

Give me head bitch

Brodie he Laurynwanna gobble on my knoble
Lauryn : sure Brodie

by Pashhd May 3, 2018