knob jockey

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 28, 2006

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

nobjockey

Rides nobs like a jockey

James Entwisle.

by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004

Nobjockey

A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald

Yeeeeee Hah look at that Nobjockey go

by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004