A joke in which the object is to take a common word that ends in the sound "er" and add "I hardly know her!" after it for comedic effect. The end result is a sentence that can be perceived as a sexual innuendo or some other joke but oftentimes makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Very few words that end in "er" make the sentence actually plausible, but there are a few notable examples as described in the examples section.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
It is frowned upon to use professions or adjectives such as "Baker" or "Taller" as they can be considered cheating and anyone who uses them clearly has no imagination. Words such as "Toaster" or "Thriller" are acceptable, and names like "Lauer" are also acceptable.
The goal of the joke is to find a word ending with the sound "er". That being said, the word itself doesn't necessarily have to end with the letters "er". There are some cases where it ends in "re". "Creature" and "Tire" are some notable exceptions. These are acceptable.
"Binder? I hardly know her!"
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
"Sewer? I hardly know her!"
Phil: Sam, will you pass me that bottle of liquor?
Sam: Liquor? I hardly know her!
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A shady way of saying someone didn't exist in your world in your life and you don't like them . They are basic irrelevant
Interviewer: what do you think of Beyoncé
Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her
Interviewer: and what about jlo
Mariah: I don't know her
Mariah: she is an amazing person and amazing artist and we love her
Interviewer: and what about jlo
Mariah: I don't know her
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John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
John: I'm not sure...
Adam: Hmmm. How about we (jingle plays)
"Consult The Book of Knowledge"
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Long def: Know Your Meme is a site that catalogs memes. The site is infested with weeaboos and shit-for-brains. Don't even think of voicing your opinion on there, or you'll get a sword down your throat. Yeah, their community is made up of those people. What do I mean by them being a brick wall? I mean they won't listen. No matter how much you try to get your point across, they will not actually read it. At least not rationally. They pick what they want to read and use it against you. I've been on there.
Long def: Know Your Meme is a site that catalogs memes. The site is infested with weeaboos and shit-for-brains. Don't even think of voicing your opinion on there, or you'll get a sword down your throat. Yeah, their community is made up of those people. What do I mean by them being a brick wall? I mean they won't listen. No matter how much you try to get your point across, they will not actually read it. At least not rationally. They pick what they want to read and use it against you. I've been on there.
Watcher: I don't think you get my point, Know Your Meme. I'm saying you need to be constructive in criticism.
Weeaboo: le u mad?
Weeaboo: le u mad?
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