knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...

Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

by pennyr200 May 13, 2005

knacker sack

noun: the pouch of skin which contains the testes (or baws)

i have just caught my knacker sack in my zip & it hurts like a bastard

by wullie macd July 24, 2006

Dick Knockout

To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.

- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !

by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015

knacked

Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".

The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.

by guckpup June 12, 2010

knockout

1. A very attractive woman. So named because her attractiveness is so stunning that it can (figuratively) knock you out. (make you speechless, stutter, etc.) Hence the term "knockout."
2. A punch in boxing that knocks your opponent unconscious, typically ending the match.

Guy1: Wow check her out!
Guy2: Yep, she's a knockout all right.

by GMG1 February 6, 2008

knackbag

combination of knacker and scumbag. Knacker being an itinerant and scumbag being an unsavourable member of society.

That guy who just mugged me with a needle is a fucking knackbag.

by Jimmy Ireland July 29, 2010

Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003