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knocked the fuck out

When a person is so annoying that they get you really mad and the only way to stop them doing what they are doing is to give them a single powerful punch to the face which knocks them unconscious, they are now said to be "knocked the fuck out". This is only achieved if it is a single punch which knocks them unconscious.
"Brad was talking so I knocked him the fuck out!"
by PotatoChip May 23, 2003
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klickage

distance in kilometers a vehicle travels per liter of fuel. Used in same fashion as milage.
what is the highway klickage of that car?
by Mark p west December 22, 2010
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Doc Knocker

Someone who enjoy's having sexual intercourse with doctor's.
Watch out for Liz, she's a Doc Knocker.
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knock one out

1. To masturbate to orgasm (usually suffixed by "over" something or somebody). This is usually but not exclusively used to describe male masturbation.
2. To lose consciousness (3rd person). Used when describing a general nonspecific occurrence.
3. To lose consciousness (1st person Royal). Used exclusively by members of the hereditary ruling families of English speaking countries to describe what happened to them when they were last playing "Who's the Tampon, Camilla?"
4. (imperative) An injunction given, in the 2nd person singular, to knock out one of whatever is to be knocked out.
1. "Did you see that .jpeg of Madonna with the thong and pickled egg? I was on my way to work but when I saw that in my inbox I was waylaid by the need to rest awhile and knock one out."
2. "Billy, have you been knocking one out over here? The smell in this room is enough to knock one out."
3. "One has been knocking one out, one must pronounce oneself feeble as the strain of so doing has been enough to knock one out."
4. When two Scouse teenagers - wearing Kappa tracksuits and sporting formidable Scouse 'fro hairstyles - are going around smashing windows of buildings, and come across a 14th century church with several irreplaceable Gothic stained glass windows depicting scenes from the life of the Virgin Mary, passersby may often hear one Scouse youth inquire of the other whether the ecclesiastical image is worthy to be spared from their brand of urban renewal. The response is frequently "A-right, we'll just knock one out, then, an' leave the rest, okay Barry?" (HMB's Guide to Liverpool Nightlife, Fodders and Stoughton, 1993)
by HMB April 6, 2003
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Knock In

When someone knocks and then opens the door, defeating the whole purpose of knocking first.
Guy: Dude, my mom tries to justify her barging in saying she knocked, but all she did was knock in. One of these days she's gonna catch me.
by TheMagicalHobo September 28, 2008
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Knock your block off

Term that means knocking someone out or punching someone in the face
Yo Derek, I swear I'm about to Knock your block off.
by JSSwaffy October 1, 2009
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Knocked Up

Amanda got knocked up because Jimmy didn't use protection.
by startenhash October 21, 2003
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