Klamson

Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.

Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.

by His Excellency, the Most-High Colonel Klamson December 15, 2004

KLISMAPHILIA

the use of enemas for sexual stimulation

by Lionel August 19, 2003

Krimsy

Krimsy is the best fortnite player in the world. He is the best in OCE

Sub to Krimsy

by dongdinker May 23, 2019

klimax

n. When a member of either sex reaches orgasm in the manner of a one K.Lomax, it is known as a klimax. It is distinguishable from an ordinary climax in that the individual is holding study notes and screeches fitfully, paroxysmally.

Kimp: Dude, big night last night brought home epic hoodrat.
JD: No way, that shit is epic, how'd it go down?
Kimp: SHE FUCKING KLIMAXED
JD: No shit man, it was definitely my burns.
Kimp: They're pretty sexy burns.
JD: Out of interest what notes did she have.
Kimp: Histo
JD: Fucking Gimp

by jdimp June 29, 2010

Kims Law

When sharing something and you know you don't wanna share it with everyone cause you won't have any left over, you kims law it (you share with one more person and then the rest is yours) and then no one can get mad because you called out kims law.

Emily can I have some chips?" "Yep, but Kims Law after you

by thatone guyguard August 26, 2010

kimsy

A girl who does not know what pussy means and complains about weird things like her amazing thighs.
Usually very conscious about her appearance, she likes to give off the fuck-the-world attitude.

Ram: I'll be late today
Shyaam: Don't be a Kimsy

by bobobi June 25, 2016

kimsuka

a word used to describe an earthy sexy voluptuous woman who is kind, smart, funny and all around an amazing human being.

Wow did you see that beautiful woman helping those kids? She's such a kimsuka person!

by zelibrarian September 26, 2010