Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus

Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"

by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021

Hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup

When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.

Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

by DonRon August 11, 2010

keetcha

A pet name for a loved one derived from the Polish translation meaning "cat" or "kitty". Used just as "baby" or "sweetheart" is to convey affection.

"I'm sorry keetcha! I didn't want to sleep with your sorority sister. She forced me."

by DaveyDoo March 8, 2008

Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

by Billiest March 8, 2010

kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

by programous October 21, 2010

ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

by KetchupKing November 7, 2013