Kleptoid

Half Iago, Half Fu Man Chu, All bastard!

'Look at that Kleptoid'

by 'Mitch' February 12, 2010

narcoleptic kleptomaniac

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.

When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Kleptomaniac

A clever individual who shoplifts objects frequently from places of retail. Especially for someone they take interest in.

TJ is my favorite kleptomaniac, he stole this watch for me, I wear it everyday.

by Nikki828 March 22, 2017

kleptobear

a small child, usually homeless, who deceives you with their adorable appearance just to turn around and take your wallet while your not looking.

Joe: Dude! that little girl just took my wallet!
Frankie: Ha! Whata kleptobear!

by sabertoothshay February 7, 2010

kleptobitchiac

Someone (preferably a girl but also possibly a super gay homo male) that asks to wear your fleece at a bar, and being the kleptobitchiac she is, never returns it. Instead, some random dude she shacked with that night realizes its yours and returns it a month later when you go to his house to blaze a blizzidy..

I was at Reggie's the other night and that kleptobitchiac Shelby jacked my fleece and went home with some dude where she possibly gave him multiple hand-jobs!!!

by DiscoASSmofo December 7, 2010

kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from

Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school

by PlushyG September 13, 2014