Klunkers

Klunkers, a large pairs of breasts. When said breasts are subjected to rigorous movement an onlooker may imagine a clunking noise.

A woman in my gym has got a fine pair of klunkers

by Jimbo noggin July 10, 2017

krenken

slightly irregular creature, can be seen at dusk scuttling towards a buffet.

omg its krenken.. hes going for that food.!

by Munky January 29, 2005

klunked

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

klonkers

Another name for ladder golf balls.

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

by RickyRips May 17, 2017

CRUSTY KLINKER

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.

DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.

by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010

Klanked

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

by Klacker February 16, 2013

Klinkell

major cuddling and sex jokes between two best freinds

Woah! thats some hardcore klinkelling!

by Cuing March 27, 2013