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kleinzy

Kleinzy (noun) : A middle aged man that has the ability to perform athletic feats of a 20 year old. A kleinzy has none of the physical trappings of the aged. His physical ability at that age are rare and wondering. A kleinzy embodies all that is young,youthful and vibrant. A kleinzy defies typical boundary of thought mind and spirit.
A kleinzy can be a person who is, or otherwise wishes to be one. A example of a kleinzy is Lance Armstrong.
by Craig Guido July 4, 2010
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Calvin Kleining

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!
by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018
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Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.
Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".
by phbl August 2, 2010
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kleinovaite

Used to describe individuals with a peculiar sense of smell. It can also serve as a way of describing small, inferior people of Lithuanian descent, although Lithuania is generally regarded as a urban myth and is secretly part of the Greater U.S.S.R!
Intelligent individual: Ay fam you heard of that girl down the street?
Equally intelligent individual: Nah boi, but I have seen the girl down the block, a total kleinovaite she is!
Intelligent individual: Ay yeah fam, total kleino amirite bois
by SKADMC May 22, 2017
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klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.
Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.
by bdrcm July 26, 2006
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keming

(n.) The result of improper kerning.

(to kern is to adjust space between characters in typeset text).
The typographer who worked on that film just pulled a keming by not having equal spacing between each letter in each word in the opening credits.
by AvsC February 21, 2008
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Klein Cain

A Highschool with lots of hoes, potheads, wannabe bad bitches, and thots. Fake kids, ratchet students, ect.
by Stupidhoe2 February 21, 2019
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