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Machine Gun Kisses 

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.
I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.
Machine Gun Kisses by sharky79 February 19, 2010

Underwear Kisses 

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

Taco Flavoured Kisses

1: The name of a J.LO (Cartman's left hand)song from the episode Fat butt and Pancake Head.

2: The female equivelant of teabagging
During a bondage session I bounced up and down on my boyfriend's face. He lika mi Taco Flavoured Kisses!!

belly button kisses 

When two heavier set people have intercourse and the belly buttons create a kissing sound due to excess skin and perspiration.
" It sounded like four people in the bed last night. We had some intense belly button kisses going. "
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
belly button kisses by ERnood84 April 10, 2017

butt kisser 

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser
butt kisser by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

Ass Kisser 

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
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