Kirking

A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

Kirking

When someone dodges a point in a debate by suddenly switching to an unrelated topic, usually to avoid admitting they’re wrong.

“I brought up gun policy and he started talking about cars—bro was Kirking so hard.”

by VoofVoof November 24, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but those damn goyim wont stop"

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

Kirking

adjective

An action in which the one preforming the action uses his cock to puncture a hole through the recipients neck.

"I've been kirking it all day, but these damn hoes wont stop asking for it."

by FiveFlavors November 26, 2025

kirking

Usually said when your laughing, same as lmao

"Ts is kirking me brudda"

by hotdog terminator December 27, 2025

Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026

kirking out

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.

Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class

by starqueen March 27, 2003