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kindlebraries

Kindlebraries have replaced large public buildings that once contained something called "books" which people visited to check out reading material on library cards.
Now that we have kindlebraries, our former library is a new micro brewary!
by I.M.Salmon June 30, 2011
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Kindertraeume

'Kinderträume or Kindertraeume' is a German expression and stands for childhood dreams.
'Kindertraeume'is what children an grown ups may strive for in life.
by Barbara Gauss October 28, 2005
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kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
by holly palmer January 27, 2008
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kindle legs

kindle legs describe a man or woman with a sexy protruding pelvis. Their legs seem to connect to them in almost a doll-like fashion and it is extremely hot. It is rare to find a person with kindle legs and they are usually on very toned individuals.
Wow! Mena Suvari has really great kindle legs!
by sugarjunkie December 14, 2010
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kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.
Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.
by brannewyn October 29, 2012
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Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.
It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.
by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018
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kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.
guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."
by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009
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