j kiddin

means just kidding. other way to say just kiddin. Used at the end of a sentence to make it completely void, therefore contributing nothing to the conversation and wasting everyone's time.

Nikki- I f@#king hate your guts!!!!
Me- WTF?!?
Nikki- J kiddin!!!

by NikkiandMoss January 21, 2010

kiddo

Someone who is at least slightly younger then you in age, but so aptly intellectual as to have the best of both worlds; brains and purely cute facial characteristics combined with childish noises that cause her companion to smile with delight.

"Hey kiddo," Chris said to Allison as she wiggled her nose, bared her pearly whites and replied with "thwawattwat"

by buggaloo May 9, 2004

kidding

(v) a way of taking back everything you just said
Often used as the expression "I'm just kidding"

Your mom is fat, stupid slut, who smells so bad it makes me vomit, I'm just kidding.

by fatwinks May 19, 2006

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

"just" kidding

Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "OK, thats creepy"

Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"

-OR

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "Really? Thats hot"

Man: "Oh yeah"

by metdevil678 August 25, 2009

just kidding

1. You were just joking around with somebody

2. You were actually serious but decided what you said was actually very mean

3. You were actually serious but since that person took what you said offensively you cover it up by saying" just kidding"

4. When you try to confess to something and that person is either laughing at you in disbelief or just very angry you cover it up by saying just kidding

liar jk just kidding

by :):)(:(:21 September 9, 2010

Kidzone

The kidzone is a sub-zone of the friendzone where said crush thinks of you as too immature/too young/or just a kid and therefore will not date you.

Even more difficult to escape than the friendzone because of age difference and girls' general preference of guys that are older.

"Julia kidzoned me. I'm only 2 years younger than her!"
"Sucks, man."

by stuckinthekidzone August 28, 2013