Kiddining

The word kidding, just with an extra -ing on the end to make it sound cooler.

Your stupid, LOL just kiddining!

by Pinecone230296 April 20, 2011

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.

Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.

by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011

Just kidding!

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.

"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"

by I hate preps. August 29, 2005

Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011