Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

kitchen sink

Find your kitchen sink. Until you find a purpose on this earth, give yourself a purpose. Stop feeling like you need to be a teenage prodigy. Pretend you’re confident until you are. It’s hard work to do this when you’re so used to cringing at the reflection in your mirror, but do it. Work at it. I assure you, your mentality will change. A year ago Id be saying that this drawing is really shitty compared to what other people can do. Today I’m saying, I’m a damn good artist and I’m going to keep practicing and keep getting better. It’s possible to find happiness, I assure you. To my fellow skeleton clique, and anyone else that may need it, stay alive |-/

I'm a kitchen sink,You don't know what that means
Because a kitchen sink to you Is not a kitchen sink to me, OK friend?

by A Kitchen Sink |-/ July 5, 2016

Briggsy's Kitchen

A television series shown on Channel 4. Loosely based on Hell's Kitchen it features the famous artist Briggsy as head chef. The contestants have to impress Briggsy by cooking meals using their own jizz. Briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby cock. He awards points for taste and presentation. The winner is permitted to fellate Briggsy in Tate Modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.

Are you off to Tate Modern, Quentin?

Certainly am, Benjy. The winner of Briggsy's Kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.

by colin cummerbund May 9, 2009

KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

kitchen hot

When a female's hotness increases from the sight of her cooking.

1. I wasn't sure if I wanted to pork Amy but then she made me a casserole and instantly became kitchen hot!

2. *during a debate on who you'd rather bang*
Yeah sure Rihanna is hot. But Martha Stewart is kitchen hot.

3. I wouldn't say she's hot but definitely kitchen hot

by namingshit December 16, 2018

emotional rape kitchen

Where rape is baked that is used to rape your emotions after a particularly difficult emotional or mental occurrence.

The place inside your head where your emotion's get raped.

After losing my job and seeing my boss jizz on my gf's face, I knew I was having a bad day, but it was hearing that my mother died that put me in the emotional rape kitchen.

by PhillySurferDude August 5, 2010

kitchen nightmares

A show lead by a batshit crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. So lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten Sir Ramsay.

Dude, I was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. Gordon Ramsay called me a Pillock for having old potatoes on his show Kitchen Nightmares

by Shindogle Goggles October 10, 2016