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kristofferson

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.
things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."
by devsla June 1, 2006
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khristafer

Khristafer P. Sheffield has a Masters of Arts in Linguistics, Certification in Teaching English as a Second or Other Language, Bachelors of Arts in Speech Communication and minors in Spanish and English with a concentration technical writing.

Adult ESL Teacher

Khristafer(DOT)Sheffield(@)gmail(DOT)com

Khristafer teaches adult English as a Second Language to people of all backgrounds and proficiencies. His methods centers on Communicative Language Teaching, while respecting the role of grammar in the second language classroom. Above all, Khristafer believes that the techniques used should support the goals of the students. As such, all materials developed and used are relevant, meaningful, and engaging.
Khristafer is accustomed to teaching four-skills classes focusing on dialogue of substance between himself and the students, and among the students themselves. While Khristafer respects all skill-areas, his joy for teaching speech and pronunciation is only matched by his love of challenging his and his students' worldviews through the use of English language activities.

Outside of the classroom, Khristafer enjoys food, music, and rogue research into areas of linguistics and communications.
by NotKhristafer December 20, 2016
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Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.
"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"
by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012
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Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer
hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer
by some guy i think May 9, 2017
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kristafloyd

A really awsome person. Easy to get along with. Loves parties. Knows how to make others laugh. Always smiling. A great reputation.
Dude!! Wish I were like kristafloyd!! He/she has such a great loving way about she/he!!
by Pinkfloydee July 7, 2018
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Kristoff

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.
You’re a Kristoff!”
by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 8, 2018
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Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.
Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.
by Star Maker December 13, 2020
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