Khourousing

The act of cock blocking someone. To ruin one's chance of getting pussy by all means necessary, regardless of the consequences. In society such behaviour is looked down upon and the person(s) whom take part in such act are ridiculed for their reckless behavior.
Sometimes it leads to physical confrontation.

Maz : So Yak, did you pick up that Asian honey ?
Yak : No man, I couldn't, Reza was khourousing as usual !
Maz : He's such a khourous ! That asshole !

by Yasha M September 3, 2007

Khourtney

Khourtney is a very pretty kind of girl who dont take no crap off no one.
Shes always a deep thinker and thinks about how she could make life better and how to forget about others in the past.

She tries her best to be kind to everyone but not always gets it right, Khourtney is a very funny/crazy/dumb girl,but most people love her anyway!

Khourtney is Amazing

Khourtney makes sure you spell her name right

by The InstGod January 8, 2021

Khourtney

A sweet and nice girl who will always be by your side through thick and thin she loves and appreiciates you and loves doing this while texting "<3"

Khourtney is so sweet we should always tree her with kindness

by ShartFartHeart May 20, 2021

Kouriku

A somewhat irrelevant off-topic Hypixel forumer. Mostly posts random questions or dumb stories!

Kouriku, when are you posting life of Charlie part 2?

by Feelgood June 18, 2022

mike khoury

Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.

Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.

EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.

EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.

by Bugcity September 20, 2017

Marcus Khoury

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

Dimitri Kouri

Noun. A guy who can get any girl, no matter how insanely hot or out of his league she is.

Damn, i hate that Dimitri Kouri. He always gets all the Honeys.

by I eat paint November 27, 2004