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Kessem

Beautiful, dramatic and a bad bitch. Doesn't give a f*ck about anybody's opinions but also one of the most charismatic, loving, funny and cutest person alive. Everybody falls in love with her.
Jim: Hey! Do you know that super hot bad bitch who works at that mall?
David: Yea! You mean Kessem? I was in love with her for time.
by Cupcake&turtlelover456 March 20, 2019
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KEYSSIE

KEYSSIE MEANS EVERYTHING,
you're my keyssie. that's why i love you.
by DENSYA October 18, 2021
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Get Kesseled

in which a gay/in the closet guy falls in love with jackson kessel, but ultimately is rejected by jack in the nicest way possible; also can be applied to others besides jack
Ugh, this guy‘s a real player, I feel like i‘m gonna get Kesseled.
by spamkt October 12, 2019
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keyserism

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017
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Keyser

Keyser ("The K-hole") is a small, shithole town in West Virginia. There's absolutely nothing to do in Keyser except drugs. The population consists of mainly poor family's, drug addicts, drug dealers, rats/snitches, cops, bible thumpers and old people. The youth of the town hate living there and are very antsy to move far, far away from there.

There's no jobs except fast food restaurants and lumber-n-things. The best things in the town is their high school band and the very nice bridge leading out of Keyser into Maryland. Keyser is the birthplace of Jack Rollins who wrote the famous song "Frosty the Snowman" and the famous baseball player John Kruk once resided in Keyser.
Keyser is also known as "The K-hole".
Dude 1: "Did you see all of the people that got indicted for delivery of cds from Keyser?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, Keyser is full of snitches anymore."
by Nicenugg420 January 12, 2018
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Keyser Soze

A shit smell from one's ass that is so powerful and ruthless that you believe it's a myth once it's faded away. The greatest trick this smell ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.
Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.
by bojangles1 August 6, 2011
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keysheed

Keysheed is a gangster he look good he will kill for his family and he will take your girl everyone scared of him he like the devil
by Keysheed June 30, 2019
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