kerfuckeditis

noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

by scufff February 23, 2011

Kruckle

When you go over your ankle a local term from Rochdale greater Manchester England

I'm in pain because I kruckled

by Rochdale lad August 15, 2018

Kerjunkle

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.

Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.

by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

kerfunklepop

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

by Ackipoto April 9, 2022

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce

A tasty hotsauce that gives you cancer. only a true dungus would nom it.

Dude, pass the Turbo Raging Kerbinkle Sauce so i can put it on my vegan bacon

by madoats June 26, 2019

Karbunkle

a extra large boil at the end of your foot, very painful.

'Phwoar i have a painful karbunkle.'

'do you need a plaster?' 'Yes please, my karbunkle hurts.'

'Ouch my karbunkle hurts, want to lick it better?'

by Karbunkle.com June 27, 2012