kepper

Alteration of the word keeper. If someone is a kepper, you want to hold on to them and date them as long as possible.

"Dude, your new girlfriend is such a kepper."

by Cabarette April 30, 2008

Koppel

A Koppel is someone who takes your cherished local sports club and moves it to another part of the country to facilitate a large property deal (for example a supermarket) and will lie about the reasons to cover it up.

Wimbledon got koppeled so the fans formed AFC Wimbledon

by AFCW April 17, 2004

kepper

A mix ketchup and pepper.

tyson: hey derek would you like some kepper?
derek: I'm ok bud see yea in awhile eh!

by connorsafag January 7, 2011

Keppelock

When a gilr is obligated to give you head.

Yo girl I got you on keppelock.

by Kellen Roland February 18, 2004

Koppelkorfer

Koppelkorfer is the annual world-wide celebration of animals, originating from Nordic clans around 163 A.D. This tradition began when those groups of Nordic peoples would honor the animals that helped them sustain life. Koppelkorfer has since evolved into a celebration of all animals around the world. This wonderful celebration of the earth's fauna has been around for centuries, but only now in the internet age has it's notoriety become global. Koppelkorfer occurs every year on the 1st Saturday of November.

In an added creative bonus to 2010's Koppelkorfer, users of the social network 'facebook' are encouraged to change their profile picture to the animal that they look like or act like the most (much like Doppelganger week).

Her Koppelkorfer should be a walrus, that fat whore

by ItsTrue2010 November 7, 2010

Koeppel

4)Noun = Koeppel
The girl that steps up and takes one for the team by hooking up with whatever man/boy/sugar daddy or mama financially supports she and her friends evening if and only if they successfully deal with her drunken dibochery in a respectfully (according to her) acceptable way.

1) I'm looking good and ready to make out. I'll be the Koeppel.
2) OK, we're thirsty and out of money. Who wants to be the Koeppel?
3) Whoever that guy over there talks to first has to be the Koeppel.
4) Purk those titties up lady- you're the Koeppel tonight!

by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

koppel

a stupid bitch of a teacher who is oblivous to what happens in her class.

Mrs. Koppel is a stupid bitch who has no idea what happens in her MEH class

by barbini November 5, 2004