That one teacher that always has McDonald’s. Normally old with a quirky smile, often will have a YouTube channel. Enjoys his time at the lake and will never let you down. Enjoys building robots with little kid.
by Deranged slime May 26, 2021
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by sunshineandstardust June 26, 2021
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by gnostic3 March 18, 2019
Get the kenney mug.To fuck things up regardless of how little you try and how many of your friends you hire to manage issues.
Despite his best efforts, Kenney has been criticized for Kenneying Alberta.
In the upcoming federal election, the nation fears that O’Toole will Kenney the country beyond repair.
In the upcoming federal election, the nation fears that O’Toole will Kenney the country beyond repair.
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Get the Kenney mug.A know-it-all vegetarian with a slight lisp. Keeneys are so dedicated to obscure facts, and showing other people they know those facts, they'll often they'll often on solo fact-giving missions, even at usually social fact-based events like pub quizes
- "I dethided to go to a local pub quiz to make thome new friendth. I ordered thome vegetarian nachoth to thare with people. Everyone wath already on a team tho I had to do it by mythelf. I won though."
- Dude! you're such keeney
- Dude! you're such keeney
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