wild bill kelso

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.

I'm Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!

by General Grievance July 23, 2007

kelton

kelton is a sick ass name usually refering to someone that is sick as hell or just the shit, kids with this name are just intense ballers and someone should kill them because they will one day rule the world no doubt. this is most commanly a name

get over here kelton

by kelso7777 July 17, 2011

Kelton

One who is of savage descent.

Being of a savage nature.

Often used as a name for perents to give children in which they see potential savage-ness.

- Wow, that guy's name is Kelton! It totally fits his personality!

- Yeah, that guy seems like such a savage

by This Savage Guy January 25, 2011

Kelsen

A unique individual

a met a kelsen once

by Spider-man99 June 22, 2016

Kelton

A man, usually brunette, with hazel eyes. Extremely faithful, and an overall good person. Gets angered easily.

"Woah, is he ok?"

"Yea, he's just pulling a Kelton"

by la., November 15, 2009

Kelso high school

Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”

Me: “a shit hole”

by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020

Kelso

1. An abbreviation for Michael Kelso, a character from the FOX sitcom That '70s Show.

2. An extremely dim-witted person, often male.

1. Kelso burned down the Point Place Police Academy.

2. That guy is such a kelso! He just tripped over his own feet.

by FezDork March 22, 2004