keef goblin 

n.
The person who never has money to smoke weed but need to get high somehow. So when your grinder is left unattended, the person will free-base all the keef left in the catcher in attempts to get high. keef goblins think that they are not doing much damage but that keef culd have been sprinkled on a blunt. fucking assholes.

wur the fuck did my keef go! i had a shitload, fucking keef goblins!

keef goblin by mc rb December 26, 2008

Keef Catcher 

A device (usually a screen) located inside a marijuana grinder which catches and saves the keef, which is a high-thc substance that comes off the leaves when you grind up dank pot. This device is useful, because once you have the keef (which is very potent) separated, you can either smoke it straight or sprinkle it on top of regular nug in your bowl to enhance the quality of the nug and get higher. A grinder without a Keef Catcher can lead to wasted or lost Keef, which is just unfortunate.

-Hey, Calvin, I'm going to buy a new grinder. Wanna come?

-Nah. Sorry Rocko, I've got stuff to do. But make sure you buy one with a Keef Catcher this time, so we can save our keef and get extra ripped.

Keef Catcher by ChronJon4 November 22, 2007

Keef Cola

A fizzy soda fused with cannabis extract. Usually drank by wannabe rasta/hippie druggie edgelord pieces of shit just to sound, and look cool.

Or just normal people who prefer being high over being drunk.

I am not drinking just any soda, I am drinking Keef Cola; I am being specific that it contains weed because I am a faggot.

Keef Cola by California Bae Area August 3, 2016

keef Halak 

An arabic word means "how are you?" which can be asked to males only. For femals the question will be "keef halek".

Female colleague: Hellow. Keef Halak?
Male colleague: I am fine. Keef Halek?
Female collegue: I am fine, thanks.

keef Halak by Sabah Shaheen February 4, 2005

Keef K9 Kirby 

Extended version of KKK, used to relate to a fat loser not the white supremisist ass holes. Still attending college at the age of 30, an old school conservative with conflicting values about race and sexuality. Will remain a virgin for the rest of his sad life unless rape laws are ammended or abolished. He buys the times every day and clearly just looks at the pictures, as he can "read" the whole thing cover to cover in 10 minutes.

Neil: hey man check out that Keef K9 Kirby Twat

Kevin: Yea Dude hes such a dick hole, check him ou watching the news on his own again

Neil: Well, they should not use so many colourful pictures then.

Keef K9 Kirby by Porchmonkeyforlife February 11, 2009

Keef Splat 

A small amount of keef added to the top of a loaded weed bowl to spice it up.

If you let me smoke that bowl with you, i'll add a keef splat since i'm all of out weed man.

Keef Splat by AK&JC November 14, 2017

Keef Ree 

Used to address a nypical tigger that resides in woodstock, GA. Typically found in the halls of Woodstock High. Despite his usually black attitude, Keef Ree is most commonly found in the vicinity of a predominantly white clique.

Wats good Keef Ree?

Erin Fortune: Keef did u do your homework?
Keef: Naw, shut the fuck up NIGGA!!!

Keef Ree by Keith Reid October 17, 2008