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Extended version of KKK, used to relate to a fat loser not the white supremisist ass holes. Still attending college at the age of 30, an old school conservative with conflicting values about race and sexuality. Will remain a virgin for the rest of his sad life unless rape laws are ammended or abolished. He buys the times every day and clearly just looks at the pictures, as he can "read" the whole thing cover to cover in 10 minutes.

Neil: hey man check out that Keef K9 Kirby Twat

Kevin: Yea Dude hes such a dick hole, check him ou watching the news on his own again

Neil: Well, they should not use so many colourful pictures then.
by Porchmonkeyforlife February 10, 2009
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