Kazoo

A dog with many faces to the name. A K9 riddled with mystery and facade. A mutt with no greater drive than that which is his most consuming vice…. Kirkland signature bone shaped treats.

Wow that mammal is kazooted out of his mind

by Spoodlydoodly November 22, 2021

Kazoo

A women's front end, vagina

She couldnt believe how well he could play her kazoo.

by Bobbito11 February 10, 2015

kazoo

A legendary Counter-Strike player.

Man, he owns as hard as Kazoo!

by kazoo May 19, 2003

kazoo

A paintball player known for insane dives into snakes and overall good play, but lately becoming known for wiping.

Two for One ref, that damn Kazoo is wiping again.

by edmonton boy January 29, 2004

anal kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

booze kazoo

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.

Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.

by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.

We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.

by M-Chill December 21, 2012