Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.

Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.

by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010

phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.

That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.

by CountFistula August 27, 2005

kinga

The most kind hearted person on earth , gets all the girls or guys she helps you through out tough times and has such a great sense of humor. she is really good with little kids and really knows how to make someone laugh and knows how to have a good time. If you have a kinga in your life then keep her because she can also make a good bestie and usually their name would start with an " M " for example Miley ;).

Girl: OMG She is the best person in the world !
Other girl : then that must be Kinga :) she is the best and thats on period !!

by Thebestieeeee<3 August 9, 2021

upright reverse kanga

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

by the rompster June 11, 2011

kangaroo court

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.

Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Kangaboo

You know koreaboos, weaboos, etc? This is the same idea, except for Australia. (Doing stereotypical things for that culture in an attempt to become a part of that culture, in this case Australian (which is funny, because in some ways Australia is just a blend of different cultures)) Side note: I thought this up, thought it was funny, and so added it to the Urban DIctionary.

You dream of riding a kangaroo to school? You must be a Kangaboo!

by AnArticulateAustralian January 24, 2018