Kolevian

Eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. Typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.

That video where Agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

by Ouroboros78 July 28, 2010

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

kole

An amazing guy who is extremely handsome. He is desired by many women but only wants one in the end. He is very active and likes music. Sometimes very quiet and keeps to himself, but other times he can be rambunctious and goofy. He can't stand to do nothing, always has to be doing something proactive.

I love kole, i want him more than anything.

by ...bfdblkbjl November 10, 2010

kolomental

behaving stupid or crazy.acting stupid

why u dey kolomental?
u dey kolomental?
that kolo boy just dey mend me.

by esosa agbons December 18, 2007

Koemi

One of the most beautiful, intelligent, and caring people you'll ever meet. Once you meet her you'll slowly fall in love with her charms and the way she acts. She understands more than most people and is a great friend. She's silly, energetic, giggly, and adorable. If you have a Koemi, never let her go. She might just be the best thing that will ever happen to you.

I talked to Koemi yesterday and we joked around a lot.

by anonbaby~ February 8, 2014

klemistry

A year long honors chemistry class that puts you through extensive learning, stupid projects, bad puns, tests (some of which will be graded), and labs of all sorts. People like to complain about how hard klemistry is, but the worst part of it is the particulars that go into the grading of labs.

In klemistry there are two gold fish, one of them is named 'stoichi' and one is named 'ometry'

by BillChris May 26, 2009

Kolecki Flicker

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.

"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."

by bo the dog September 16, 2013